The Model Train Enthusiast Lyrics

Johnny is 45 and henpecked since day one he has always sought solace in his model trains & classic rock. He watches proudly as his Hornby R3223 chugs through another tunnel. That cunt, Sophie smashes his serenity like an anvil dropped on a champagne glass she is shouting again she won't take no for an answer and she hoovers loudly at inconvenient times she wants him to clean the house again because his previous attempt did not reach her standards. "Don't let 'em put you down, don't let 'em push you 'round" - Rod Stewart echo's through the radio. Something snaps. Inspector Smith finds Sophie, 8 days later, lying naked with her throat cut and a toy train with two carriages pushed up her unshaved cunt. "This is the 5th one that we've found like this in a week"