Fun With Bath Salts Lyrics

130mph down the motorway
William loves cars almost as much
As he loves partially cannibalizing young women

He hasn’t washed for days and is high on bath salts

Gemma’s in the back with both of her ass cheeks chewed off
Her flesh still stuck between his crooked teeth

His mind is racing and he’s not making much sense. This is excited delirium.

“I wish Clarkson was here for this” – he screams

Sirens scream behind the car and blue lights flash frantically
the fuzz are right behind.

But

this deranged freak hasn’t even noticed.

Right now the wind is in his hair
and he hasn’t a care in the world

Head on he smashes, into a school bus.

Somehow, the assless bitch crawls to safety through a broken window.

“CALL ME SOMETIME BABY!!”
– William shouts through a smashed face and flames

“WE MUST DEFINITELY DO THIS AGAIN SOMETIME!”